January 2010
20 posts
Toy Soldier!
Most of the morning I
Stare at the window I
...
Have A Change.
Lose the bra, get a new helmet.
Something From Yinny
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Methane Gas Comes Out My Arse
B: You should date a cow; it has 4 tummies.
P: A cow has 1 tummy! And 4 udders!
B: It has 1 udder! And 4 teats lah!
P: (adamantly) It has 4 udders!!
B: Udder is the big semicircular thing you know? The thing that is hanging off its abdominal region!
P: Yah it has 4 udders! And a lot of teats!
B: -.- Have you seen a cow having FOUR semicircular stuff on its belly?!
P: Yah! I milked a cow before! It has like .. A lot of teats. Look, how many calves can a cow have?
B: I don't know? Two or three?
P: No lar more lar! It can have like a dozen right! And it will need enough teats to feed all the calves!
I've Decided.
We have the liberty of sitting beside each other because we use opposite hands.
Can't Wait To Go Out And Be Silly Again
Do I?
Quote Of The Day!
“We have sat here beneath these flickering neons for hours.
While I am cracking...”
– Brooke Fraser
Battle Of The Babyface.
Who wins?
Chill out. My love.
“Thanks to you I know what I want and I don’t want to go back. I want to...”
Chubbbs.
Pam: But you never go through the night not being hungry anyways.
Look who landed himself in hospital.
Not spoiling the fun of telling you how he got himself there.
Go ask him okay! It’s a kick ass story. Hee hee.
Royal Engagement.
Queen Clarisse: Next?
Charlotte: Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.
Lilly: What about the title "husband?"
Mia: Yeah, he's cute.
Joe: His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.
I think maybe you’ll like this version...
“There’s someone I’ve been missing
I think that they could be
The...”
– Midnight Muse.
