February 2012
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OLIVE GARDEN
ME: Okay. Skype me 'cos I'm waiting for a call.
ASTRONAUT: I look horrid though
ME: It's okay la
ASTRONAUT: Did you just say 'it's okay la'?
ME: Erm.. Is the politically correct answer 'you can't look horrid even if you tried'?
ASTRONAUT: Idiot.
“They take pictures of mountain climbers at the top of the mountain....”
Got to love these lyrics so we can sing like crazy...
Out of the dark
My gradual and shallow learning curve has in effect taken a dip after my asinine decision to play underwater hockey despite my blocked nose. After the game, my eustachian tube must have looked like the cross section of a .. sausage or salami, resulting in a perfect headache to ruin all well-made plans. This of course would run simultaneously with a bout of stomach virus resulting in a weekend...
OKAY
SORRY NOT DEAD. I BET ALL MY READERS ARE.
BACK SOON